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	<title>Summer Harvest</title>
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		<title>A Modern Gnostic Chrestomathy/Best Of Summer Harvest</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following links and articles are a collected &#8220;Best Of&#8221; from all previous incarnations of this site.  For more information, or to contact Bro. Puma, please visit the Gnostic Order of Allogenes homepage.
It&#8217;s Axiomatic!:  &#8220;Gnosis is the knowledge that people are generally– not always, but generally– good; that money is always– ALWAYS– a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The following links and articles are a collected &#8220;Best Of&#8221; from all previous incarnations of this site.  For more information, or to contact Bro. Puma, please visit the <a href="http://www.orderofallogenes.org/">Gnostic Order of Allogenes</a> homepage.</p>
<p><hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/10/22/its-axiomatic/">It&#8217;s Axiomatic!</a></b>:  &#8220;Gnosis is the knowledge that people are generally– not always, but generally– good; that money is always– ALWAYS– a tool of the Archons; that beauty can be found in suprising places; that Wisdom speaks to us at all times, every day; that you really, truly don’t have to do what you don’t want to do; that every single person– including the one you despise– is helping teach the universe about itself. GnosticISM is putting all of this into practice and doing it again and again and again.&#8221;<br />
<hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/10/15/six-criticisms-of-the-gnostic-renascence/">Six Criticisms of the Gnostic Renascance</a></b>:  &#8220;Let’s turn the Panopticon inside-out for a moment, and instead of looking out in all directions, allow all directions to view us simultaneously. There are certain qualities displayed by many modern Gnostics and Gnostic organizations that reflect incredibly poorly on all of us. I include myself and the organizations with which I am involved in these critiques.&#8221;<br />
<hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/10/11/a-gnostic-ideography/">A Gnostic Ideography</a></b>:  &#8220;1. An extremely dense, Smoke-colored, Shining Stone.&#8221;<br />
<hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/10/10/meditations-on-death-best-of-fantastic-planet/">Meditations on Death</a></b>:  &#8220;In general, anyone who claims definitive knowledge of what happens after death is deluded or lying. The following are my delusions and lies.&#8221;<br />
<hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/09/26/thoughts-on-gnosis/">Thoughts on Gnosis</a></b>:  &#8220;We Gnostics love tallking about just what this ‘gnosis‘ thing consists of, mainly because if you have it, you can’t describe it, nor will you typically admit it, and if you’re trying to figure out what it is, you’re likely wrong. On occasion it’s good to take what you originally thought about gnosis out of your back of tricks and see if it still sticks to the wall.&#8221;<br />
<hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/09/24/on-the-worship-of-the-demiurge/">On the Worship of the Demiurge</a></b>:  &#8220;The idea that people who are not Gnostic are “worshipping the demiurge” is a huge misinterpretation of what is a very nuanced position.&#8221;<br />
<hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/09/20/reclaiming-2012-and-the-problem-with-saving-the-world/">Reclaiming 2012 and the Problem With Saving the World</a></b>:  &#8220;Now here’s the thing: I’m willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he’s actually right. Maybe all the 2012-heads who follow Daniel Pinchbeck and his ilk are doing us all a huge favor by sounding the end-times klaxon. Who am I to say? If so, I expect that Pinchbeck would be able to do one of a few things, any one of which will convince me that he’s right on.&#8221;<br />
<hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/09/05/running-towards-the-bomb-gnosticism-and-the-end-of-civilisation-best-of-fp-series/">Running Towards the Bomb: Gnosticism and the End of Civilisation</a></b>:  &#8220;Back on Fantastic Planet, I often wrote about the End of Civilisation in terms of Gnostic mythology (and vice-versa). Although many of my opinions on the subject have changed, I still think there’s some merit to these essays. I especially think it’s valuable to think about the intersection of spirituality and history– in other words, how does what we consider the ’spiritual’ realm effect what we consider our collective interaction with space and time? How does the Pleroma behave within the World of Forms?&#8221;<br />
<hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/08/27/the-ego-self-hypgnosis/">The Ego: Self HypGnosis</a></b>:  &#8220;The Gnostic presentation of the Ego or Self seems to provide a kind of happy medium between individuation and union with the Pleroma, or fuillness. As I mentioned, the complete elimination of the ego is not something found in Gnostic thought– at least, not something one attains while trapped in the World of Forms. And, I also think that the Gnostic would indeed find the complete elimination of the Ego counterproductive.&#8221;<br />
<hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/08/20/you-are-a-zoo-more-gnostic-archonic-hijinx/">You Are A Zoo: More Gnostic Archonic Hijinx</a></b>:  &#8220;Lest we think, however, that the Gnostics understood all of this as mere metaphor, we should acknowledge that there is absolutely an element of literal, physical meaning in this practice. Indeed, the Archons are located on the body in a way that suggests a kind of “channel” for what I hesitate to call energy because of its newage connotations, but what SJn describes as the ‘activating power,’ owned by its own set of Archons.&#8221;<br />
<hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/08/09/fat-man-the-triumph-of-the-archons/">Fat Man: The “Triumph” of the Archons</a></b>:  &#8220;August 9th is a dirty day. Today we lamentfully commemorate the massacre of hundreds of thousands of living individuals simultaneously. On this day in 1945, Servants of the Archons dropped an atomic bomb named “Fat Man” from an aircraft onto an unsuspecting city full of people.&#8221;<br />
<hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/07/23/chaos-theory-and-gnostic-myth-best-of-fp-series/">Chaos Theory and Gnostic Myth</a></b>:  &#8220;The basic mathematical system used in Chaos Theory, fractal mathematics, describes the universe as a fractal, a whole– or Entirety, if you will– in which each part is similar to/resembles the completed Whole. As above, So below. One of the things I love the most about fractal mathematics, is how neatly it works as a metaphor for the Gnostic creation myth.&#8221;<br />
<hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/07/19/the-temple-and-the-bridal-chamber/">The Temple and The Bridal Chamber</a></b>:  &#8220;God never really asked for a Temple to be built in his name. Really, it’s right there in 2 Samuel 7. King David (a real jerk, by the bye) has a palace built of cedar for himself (which was a pretty huge deal: a King in a Palace in a City– what a change from a tent and rule by Judges!), and gets it in his mind that God needs a house, too. Essentially, he wants to “civilize” God bgy constructing a Temple. God isn’t terribly amused&#8230;.&#8221;<br />
<hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/07/16/get-your-stinkin-paws-off-my-religion-you-damn-dirty-apes/">Get Your Stinkin’ Paws Off My Religion, You Damn Dirty Apes!</a></b>:  &#8220;You can have Love of God and Neighbor without Jesus Christ or the Bible. To have Christianity, however, you need all of these things.  You can have Knowledge of God and Self without Valentinus or the Nag Hammadi Library. To have Gnosticism, however, you need all of these things.&#8221;<br />
<hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/07/12/shining-traces-for-gnostics/">Shining Traces (for Gnostics)</a></b>:  &#8220;The world is imperfect, flawed,<br />
And sometimes treacherous.<br />
This doesn’t give us an excuse<br />
To treat other people badly.<br />
We’re all stuck here.<br />
So, above all, be kind.&#8221;<br />
<hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/07/03/nietzsche-was-not-a-gnostic-and-neither-is-hillary-clinton/">Nietzsche was Not a Gnostic (and Neither is Hillary Clinton</a></b>):  &#8220;Nietzsche was Not a Gnostic. Not only is he missing the “G,” he simply wasn’t.  Strangely, this thought didn’t emerge unbidden from the rhetorical void. As a matter of fact, a number of individuals have, of late, been trumpeting the argument that crazy old Friederich was, in fact, a Gnostic, and therefore should be included among the unofficial “canon” of nominal Gnostic saints alongside such inarguable Gnostic brilliants as Carl Jung, William Blake and Philip Dick.&#8221;<br />
<hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/06/18/gnosticism-in-balance-of-babies-and-bathwater/">Gnosticism in Balance: Of Babies and Bathwater</a></b>:  &#8220;The point is, we’re all aware by now that most monotheistic (and a few poly-) religions to this point have been overly patriarchal, emphasizing the “male” role over that of the “female.” This resulted in a backlash of spiritual gender-cleansing among some traditions (I’m lookin’ at you, Dianic Wiccans)– an overarching emphasis on the feminine to often ridiculous ends (a “feminist” I Ching that simply substitutes “woman” for “man” each time it occurs?!?). I sometimes wonder if certain forms of Gnosticism are heading in this direction.&#8221;<br />
<hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/05/25/the-best-of-fp-the-fear-series/">The Fear Series</a></b>:  &#8220;On the other hand, some spiritual paths value fear to such an extent that they focus upon the experience of the fear of God(s) as a necessary component in religious experience. Hellfire and Damnation, Human sacrifice, Greek worship of Pan (”panic!”), Mystical FEAR as a complement to Mystical Love– why the dichotomy? Does it actually exist? What, exactly, is this fear thing, and where did it come from? Is there spiritual value in being afraid of the God?&#8221;<br />
<hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/myths-and-manifestos/the-gnostic-feminine/">The Gnostic Feminine</a></b>:  It’s pretty common knowledge by now that the Gnostics held the feminine aspect of the God in extremely high regard. I don’t want to go into the differences between Canonical Christianity (which, in many cases, does actually acknowledge a feminine aspect of the God, though they don’t like to talk about it); suffice to say that within Gnosticism the Divine Feminine had equal footing theoretically *and* mythologically, and, in modern Ecclesiastical Gnosticism, liturgically.</p>
<h2>THE PREMISELESS IMPERATIVE:  Activities for the Troubled Prisoner</h2>
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<p><hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/06/11/the-premiseless-imperative-jump-back-break-it-down/">Intro:  Jump Back, Break It Down!</a></b> |  <hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/06/12/the-premiseless-imperative-if-you-want-to-be-saved-first-admit-you-are-a-sinner/">Part I:  If You Want To be Saved, First Admit You Are A Sinner</a></b> | <hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/06/14/the-premiseless-imperative-achtung-baby/">Part II:  Achtung, Baby</a></b>!  | <hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/06/15/the-premiseless-imperative-shooting-for-the-existential-buzz/">Part III:  Shooting for the Existential Buzz</a></b> | <hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/06/18/the-premiseless-imperative-the-perfect-home-in-just-an-hour/">Part IV: The Perfect Home In Just An Hour</a></b> | <hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/06/19/the-premiseless-imperative-scattered-brains-are-better-brains/">Part V:  Scattered Brains Are Better Brains</a></b></strong> | <hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/06/21/the-premiseless-imperative-in-the-beginning-was-the-question/">Part VI:  In the Beginning Was the Question</a></b></p>
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<h2>GNOSTIC FOLK STORIES&#8211; Reimaginings of selected Gnostic texts</h2>
<p><hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/10/01/gnostic-folk-wisdom-series-all-about-being-born-again/">All About Being Born Again</a></b>:  &#8220;Some people, Rheginos, seem to want to learn all about everything. Anyhow, this is what they say they want when they’re busy with questions that are really hard to answer.&#8221;<br />
<hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/10/04/the-archons-are-real/">The Archons Are Real!</a></b>:  &#8220;Because the Archons are real, the Apostle Paul– talking about “the Rulers of Darkness”– told us that “our struggle isn’t against flesh and blood, but the Rulers of the Universe and the Spirits of Wickedness.” I sent this to you because you asked whether the Archons are really “real.”&#8221;<br />
<hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/07/09/gnostic-folk-wisdom-the-pearl-salesman-and-the-soul-doctors/">The Pearl Salesman and the Soul Doctors</a></b>:  &#8220;As soon as the Lord gave us a mind to, we headed down to the docks. We found a ship about to sail and asked the sailors about signing on as passengers. The sailors were all really nice to us, thank God. We sailed for about a day and a night, and then a mysterious wind came up behind us and blew us out to a small city in the middle of the sea.&#8221;<br />
<hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/06/06/heres-what-happened-to-brother-jacob/">Here&#8217;s What Happened to Brother Jacob</a></b>:  &#8216;From Jacob: Peace, love, grace, faith and life from Blessed Life! When you asked me to write to you about what the Teacher told me and Simon Peter, I couldn’t say no, but I also couldn’t give you this information directly. So, I wrote it in our language and I’m sending it “for your eyes only.” Since you’re a minister in our church and for our saints, and since the Teacher didn’t tell these things to all twelve of his disciples, be careful about who you tell this to. Anybody you do share this with, though, is very lucky if they believe it.&#8221;<br />
<hr /><b><a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/myths-and-manifestos/the-hidden-gospel-of-the-gnosis-of-the-great-invisible-spirit/">The Hidden Gospel of the Gnosis of the Great Invisible Spirit</a></b>:  &#8220;As I sat looking inwardly, withdrawn into the Silence of my inner vitality, I felt the sensation of the body fall away from myself, as though my consciousness was ascending through the spheres upwards and beyond, even into the regions of Light past the Eighth and the Ninth, wherein a great presence radiated through me and spoke to me.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>A Curtain Call, And A Prophecy</title>
		<link>http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/11/05/a-curtain-call-and-a-prophecy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 18:52:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wonder if I have any readers left who remember the Frog n&#8217; Blog, the original incarnation of this site?  I know a few of you found Summer Harvest after the unexpected and ignominous death of Fantastic Planet, but was anyone around in 2003 when we were essentially a carbon-copy and reactionary political site, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wonder if I have any readers left who remember the Frog n&#8217; Blog, the original incarnation of this site?  I know a few of you found Summer Harvest after the unexpected and ignominous death of Fantastic Planet, but was anyone around in 2003 when we were essentially a carbon-copy and reactionary political site, before we found our voice and decided to focus, instead, on Gnosticism, forteana and the occasional yummy treat?  It seems like a zillion years ago.</p>
<p>Since then, other &#8216;blogs&#8217; and websites focusing on forteana have increased exponentially, and people who are now writing on the subject are running circles around us dilettantes and dabblers whose interest is more scholastic and speculative than practical.  Those interested in the subject of Gnosticism now have a plethora of places to visit, composed by people far more erudite than I.  It is my sincere hope, as such, that the few readers and visitors I&#8217;ve had over the past number of years will find valuable and exciting new sites to haunt, as I am officially closing down Summer Harvest.</p>
<p>Unlike the past few transitions from the Frog n&#8217; Blog to Fantastic Planet to Summer Harvest, I will no longer be continuing the creative chain of this site.  There will be no more causal nexus of themes or ideas.  Although it is possible I may continue elsewhere in a different vein, I feel that this particular cistern is currently dry, and the current is flowing in different directions.  I won&#8217;t be vanishing for good, but my focus within Gnostic circles needs to be more personal and more real-world than it has been.  </p>
<p>This withdrawal extends to my participation in the <a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/">Palm Tree Garden</a>.  The people over there are more than exceptional, and I have total faith that they&#8217;ll be able to continue the community without my direct involvement.  </p>
<p>Thanks to all of my readers, past and present, and to the fine individuals who contributed throughout the years to the ideas found on this site, including&#8211; but not limited to&#8211; Tim, Joel, Dave, Jeff, Scott, Thomas, Marsha, Jennifer, John, Donald, Doug and anyone and everyone who has ever commented (except that guy who seems so concerned about the size of my naughty bits).</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been a monstrous, self-promoting crazy person on this site, and it&#8217;s time to put the ego in check for a while, or at least to shoot for a bit of humility.  If I leave any impression, I hope that it&#8217;s that behind all of the self-serving, ego-driven self-promotion of which I&#8217;ve always been guilty, I&#8217;ve tried to cling, however desperately, to the essential idea that the world would be a much better place if we all tried to be a little kind to one another.  </p>
<p>[Edited 11/19:  There was a section here that caused too much distress to too many people who I hold in high regard, so it&#8217;s been removed with apologies to any offended parties.  The gist of it was:  Gnostics should all be getting together, &#8217;cause it&#8217;s really difficult to determine just what Gnosticism really is, so modern Gnosticism is a new phenomenon and people who cling to tradition *and* people who revile tradition are both wrong and should be figuring out how to work out differences or there&#8217;ll be trouble ahead.  Again, sorry for bruised egos.]</p>
<p>As for me, I&#8217;m dropping out, at least temporarily, of the greater Gnostic movement.  I&#8217;ll be focusing on the Order of Allogenes, and on personal practice.  I realize my words are likely as significant to modern Gnostics as the squeak of a mouse to the nearest sea turtle, but there they are nonetheless.  Those to whom they are directed will know upon reading them, and those for whom they have no meaning, likewise.  </p>
<p>I remain devoted to the Gnostic Path, and those who wish to contact me can do so <a href="http://www.orderofallogenes.org/">through the OA</a>.</p>
<p>Thank you for reading, and for thinking.</p>
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		<title>Death is Democratic</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 16:55:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[La muerte es democrática, ya que a fin de cuentas, güera, morena, rica o pobre, toda la gente acaba siendo calavera. (Death is democratic, because in the end, light, dark, rich or poor everyone becomes a skull.)
&#8211; José Guadalupe Posada

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>La muerte es democrática, ya que a fin de cuentas, güera, morena, rica o pobre, toda la gente acaba siendo calavera. (Death is democratic, because in the end, light, dark, rich or poor everyone becomes a skull.)</p>
<p>&#8211; José Guadalupe Posada<br />
<hr /><br />
On the Day of the Dead, let us remember those who have come and gone before us, those who have been guided across the veil between this world.  Today we consider the clearly visible footprints left in the dust of the World of Forms by our Gentle Lady La Santa Muerte, Patroness of the Gnostic Order of Allogenes, also known by her other names and aspects and, on this, her Lesser Feast Day, &#8220;La Catrina&#8221;:<br />
<img src="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/images/Posada2.Catrina.jpg" alt="catrina" width=300 /></p>
<p>I remember my ancestors:</p>
<p>I remember my Father&#8217;s Mother, who worked on an assembly line building parts that would later be used for the Apollo space program.</p>
<p>I remember my Father&#8217;s Father, who none of us knew.</p>
<p>I remember my Father&#8217;s Stepfather, who, thrown onto the beach at Normandy when his transport was hit, fought his way out using weapons scavanged from corpses, yet was one of the gentlest people we ever knew.</p>
<p>I remember my Stepmother&#8217;s Mother, who made us pancakes shaped like turtles and didn&#8217;t take crap from anybody.</p>
<p>I remember my Stepmother&#8217;s Grandmother, whose code word for candy was &#8220;cheese.&#8221;</p>
<p>I remember my Mother&#8217;s Mother, who epitomized all that was good and beautiful about the Cuban people and taught us the joys of frijoles negros con arroz y tostones.</p>
<p>I remember my Mother&#8217;s Father, an excellent artist, who saw such horrors while stationed in the Pacific that he refused to tell war stories, and would lash out in anger when he saw us playing with toy weapons.</p>
<p>I remember my Mother, whose love for her children far overwhelmed the many struggles in her too-short life.</p>
<p>I remember all those whose blood flows through mine; whether or not I was acquainted with them, they are a part of me, and I them.  There is no distinction between the Dead and the Living; may the Holy Sophia in her aspect of La Santisima, dearest to our hearts, be with them and keep them within the warm and loving embrace of the Pleroma.</p>
<p><em><strong>GNOSTIC PRAYER TO LA SANTA MUERTE</p>
<p>Holy Santa Muerte, she of the three aspects, who comes to all with Wisdom and brings the peace of the resurrection, shower your love upon your humble servant. Santisima Muerte, I beseech you lovingly inasmuch as the Limitless Light formed you with you great power over all of the imperfection, so that you might place them in the Pleroma, where we may enjoy a glorious day without night for all eternity, and in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Sophia, I pray and I beseech you that you deign to be my protectress and that you grant me your favor that I ask of you, that I may attain the resurrection and the gnosis of the Kingdom until the last day, hour and moment in which your Divine Majesty commands to take me before your presence. AMEN.</strong></em><br />
<hr /><br />
Some excellent Dia de los Muertos resources:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.diademuertos.net/blog/">Dia de los Muertos blog</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.inside-mexico.com/dayofthedeadarticles.htm">A collection of articles on the Day of the Dead</a></li>
<li><a href="http://mx.geocities.com/e_franciscomx/LaSantaMuerte.html">A page dedicated to La Santa Muerte</a> (en Español)</li>
<li><a href="http://farstrider.net/Mexico/Muertos/">A site with some great pictures of Dia de los Muertos celebrations in Mexico</a>.</li>
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		<title>Phenomenon:  NLP-TV</title>
		<link>http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/11/01/phenomenon-nlp-tv/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 16:53:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Caught a bit of the new reality show &#8220;Phenomenon&#8221; last night, and it was pretty interesting.  Not only is one of the judges Uri Geller (the &#8220;Kevin Bacon&#8221; of the various degrees of conspiracy lore and pop culture), but one of the performances was pure Neuro-Linguistic Programming, packaged and prettified for a TV audience. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Caught a bit of the new reality show &#8220;<a href="http://www.nbc.com/Phenomenon/index.shtml">Phenomenon</a>&#8221; last night, and it was pretty interesting.  Not only is one of the judges <a href="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/06/06/the-best-of-fp-high-weirdness-ufofairy-abductions-michael-jackson-ritual-abuse-philip-dick-and-more/">Uri Geller</a> (the &#8220;Kevin Bacon&#8221; of the various degrees of conspiracy lore and pop culture), but one of the performances was pure <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuro-linguistic_programming">Neuro-Linguistic Programming</a>, packaged and prettified for a TV audience.  </p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t catch any of the names, but the best segment was when Random Ditzy Blonde Guest #3 was programmed to draw a Yin/Yang symbol without realizing she&#8217;d been programmed until it was revealed to her step-by-step, from the Yin/Yang table in her dressing room to the verbal cues (&#8221;It&#8217;s *yin*teresting,&#8221; &#8220;Don&#8217;t be *Yang*gry if it doesn&#8217;t work&#8221;).  She, of course, drew the symbol exactly as ordered without realizing it was what had been (*gasp*) <i>tattooed on the mentalist&#8217;s arm three months prior!</i> and everyone was shocked and amazed because they don&#8217;t realize that these are the exact same tactics used to make you, you know, buy Coke or choose a presidential candidate or choose what TV show to write about on your blog.  </p>
<p>Anyhow, you can watch entire episodes online, and if you&#8217;ve never seen NLP in action, I highly recommend it.</p>
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		<title>Atlanta = Almost Out of Water</title>
		<link>http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/11/01/atlanta-almost-out-of-water/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 16:04:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Atlanta has about 100 days of water left in its main reservoir.  
This is what the apocalypse looks like.
What does this mean?  It means that Atlanta&#8217;s poor and middle classes will need to begin water rationing while the wealthy classes can continue wasting water with impunity.
Awesome.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.atlantawatershortage.com/20071031/how-much-water-is-really-left-in-lanier/">Atlanta has about 100 days of water left</a> in its main reservoir.  </p>
<p>This is <a href="http://projects.ajc.com/gallery/view/metro/lakelevels1010/">what the apocalypse looks like</a>.</p>
<p>What does this mean?  It means that Atlanta&#8217;s poor and middle classes will need to begin water rationing while the wealthy classes can continue wasting water with impunity.</p>
<p>Awesome.</p>
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		<title>Scary:  The Ghost Faces of Bélmez</title>
		<link>http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/10/31/scary-the-ghost-faces-of-belmez/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:03:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was but a wee lad, one of my favorite passtimes was to browse my grandparents&#8217; massive library, which contained about every single Reader&#8217;s Digest/Time Life/ National Geographic collection produced between 1950-1980.  One of my favorites was a collection of random trivia called Strange Stories, Amazing Facts.  Copies of this book can [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I was but a wee lad, one of my favorite passtimes was to browse my grandparents&#8217; massive library, which contained about every single Reader&#8217;s Digest/Time Life/ National Geographic collection produced between 1950-1980.  One of my favorites was a collection of random trivia called <em><a href="http://www.greatwhatsit.com/archives/124">Strange Stories, Amazing Facts</a>.</em>  Copies of this book can still be found in used bookstores, and they&#8217;re well worth the price.  This collection features everything from miracles of science to hoaxes and scams to ghosts and monsters.  Not only was this book extremely influential for a budding young fortean, it is also probably responsible for about 80% of the obscure knowledge I now find useful for things like Jeopardy! and Trivial Pursuit.  </p>
<p>It also contains one of the only spooky accounts that has ever managed to freak me out.  </p>
<p>Now, I am notoriously difficult to frighten with ghost stories, fictional or non-.  I&#8217;m rather unflappable when confronted with the spooktacular, and am genuinely disappointed when I move into a new house or apartment that isn&#8217;t haunted.  I&#8217;ve had numerous experiences that can be called &#8220;paranormal,&#8221; and though I love love love all things creepy, it&#8217;s more due to an aesthetic or philosophical attitude than because they make me shake in my boots.  Nonetheless, to this day, I am still given a terrible case of the willies by the story of the Faces of Belmez.</p>
<p>In a Spanish village called Bélmez de la Moraleda, in the house of the Pereira family, mysterious faces began appearing on the floor.  These faces would&#8211; in typical spook fashion&#8211; reappear if scrubbed away.  This was far from a simple case of <a href="http://rhine.org/texts/ghosphot.htm">paredolia</a>&#8211; the pictures were very distinct, extremely varied, and <strong>would slowly appear in front of observers</strong>.  This was, perhaps, one of the most well-researched paranormal phenomenon in history.  It included historical research which revealed that the house was constructed over (of course) a cemetary, and subsequent excavations under the house uncovered human remains.  This excavation, however, <a href="http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1758061">resulted in even more manifestations</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>The excavation of the kitchen floor seemed to intensify the phenomenon. In addition to faces, entire figures began appearing. One remarkable scene was a group of three figures, apparently two adult women and a child. Portrayed from the waist up, the three seem apprehensive about something, as indicated by their tense expressions. Another female appeared totally nude, and the figure of a particularly eerie woman had long, curly hair and empty eye sockets. </p>
<p>Sometimes only part of a face or body would take shape. One such fragment was unmistakably a long, slender left arm that bent at the elbow. The fingers were contorted and disproportionate to each other, and each digit ended in a well-defined point. This appeared to be a claw rather than a hand.</p></blockquote>
<p>Of course, the standard allegations of hoax and fakery were trotted out by the skeptics, but further tests definitely seem to indicate that this was indeed something that would have been difficult&#8211; at best&#8211; to hoax:</p>
<blockquote><p>Madrid-based parapsychologist German de Argumosa and German paranormal expert Hans Bender came to Belmez in early 1972. In an effort to prove that no trickery was involved, de Argumosa photographed each face and sealed up the entire kitchen for a period of three months. In the presence of a crowd that included the town notary and a German television crew, the investigators placed a protective cover over each of the faces in the kitchen. With cameras rolling, the edges of the covers were sealed and the entrance to the kitchen was then closed with wax in full view of the notary. If any fraud was taking place, the investigators and city council were determined to out it. </p>
<p>When the three months were up, the wax seal on the kitchen door was reopened and the protective jackets removed from the faces. Not only were the faces still there, but they had continued to evolve and move about during their three months of isolation. The town authorities finally absolved the Pereira family from blame; it was clear that the phenomenon was not caused by human hands. </p></blockquote>
<p>Recording equipment picked up terrifying shrieks and threatening voices.  Some of the EVP that was recorded can be <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20050303002743/http://www.leftfield-psi.net/ghosts/belmez.html">found archived on this site</a>.  The links seem to work, though be warned that since it&#8217;s archive.org they could be gone tomorrow.</p>
<p>Still, though, the freakiest thing of all, to me, was and is the faces themselves.  The obvious anguish, the weird and uncanny eyes, the visible pathos still makes me occasionally watch my step whenever I&#8217;m walking over tiles or on a concrete floor.  Although apparently hundreds of faces appeared over the course of the event, the following are the ones that still give me the shivers:<br />
<img src="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/images/bel1.jpg" alt="belmez" /><br />
<img src="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/images/bel2.jpg" alt="belmez" /><br />
<img src="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/images/bel3.jpg" alt="belmez" /></p>
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		<title>BEHOLD YOUR SALTY OVERLORD</title>
		<link>http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/10/26/behold-your-salty-overlord/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
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Like any great Lovecraftian Old One, this critter was discovered smack dab in the middle of nowhere.  More precisely, it was found just north of the teensy tiny volcanic island [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m about ready to bow down and start worshipping <em>Promachoteuthis sulcus</em>, simply because of how terrifying I find this picture of its HORRIBLE GAPING MAW.<br />
<img src="http://www.palmtreegarden.org/images/PromachSpCOral.jpg" alt="our new god" /></p>
<p>Like any great Lovecraftian Old One, this critter was discovered smack dab in the middle of nowhere.  More precisely, it was found just north of the teensy tiny volcanic island in the South Atlantic known as Tristan de Cunha:<br />
<iframe width="300" height="300" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" src="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&amp;hl=en&amp;geocode=&amp;time=&amp;date=&amp;ttype=&amp;q=36%C2%B049%E2%80%B2S,+12%C2%B017%E2%80%B2W&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;t=k&amp;om=1&amp;s=AARTsJrmiOlbU54pQvWWVIn1O9JNl-P2Fg&amp;ll=-36.518466,-12.057495&amp;spn=1.324386,1.647949&amp;z=8&amp;iwloc=addr&amp;output=embed"></iframe><br /><small><a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&amp;hl=en&amp;geocode=&amp;time=&amp;date=&amp;ttype=&amp;q=36%C2%B049%E2%80%B2S,+12%C2%B017%E2%80%B2W&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;t=k&amp;om=1&amp;ll=-36.518466,-12.057495&amp;spn=1.324386,1.647949&amp;z=8&amp;iwloc=addr&amp;source=embed" style="color:#0000FF;text-align:left">View Larger Map</a></small></p>
<p>Consumption by ententacled teeth surrounded by tentacles is perhaps the most prevalent vision delivered via the ecstatic in &#8220;polyptheism,&#8221; or squid worship.  That certain figures in the upper echelons of Western society practice this worship cannot be questioned.  Witness, for instance, the conflation of polyptheistic iconography and illuminist materialism that is <a href="http://www.bp.com/genericarticle.do?categoryId=9004519&#038;contentId=7008071">the Na Kika oilfield in the Gulf of Mexico</a>.  Oil exploration is merely a fringe benefit, an added bonus only peripheral to the real goal of this project, which is to force open a portal between this dimension and the unspeakable realms inhabited by these many tentacled gods.  One imagines wealthy oil barons in current positions of power, enrobed and groveling before the amorphic and blasphemous visages of indescribable horrors deep underneath the Pentagon.  </p>
<p>Although physically tiny, what we perceive as &#8220;the squid&#8221; as represented is doubtlessly&#8211; and merely&#8211; all our tiny human minds are able to perceive of an eldritch horror from the Seventh Dimension which ceaselessly dances in the void to the vile and mindless din of blind daemon pipers. </p>
<p>(apologies to HPL)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.wunderkabinett.co.uk/damndata/index.php?/archives/1101-Cometh-the-Starbeast.html">totkb to damn data</a></p>
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		<title>The Art of the Ouija Board</title>
		<link>http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/10/25/the-art-of-the-ouija-board/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:54:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out this fantastic online gallery of ouija board art.  The navigation is kind of wonky&#8211; you have to click around to be sure you see everything.  I can&#8217;t remember where I found this link, but if it was you, please take credit in the comments.  
Then, when you&#8217;re done there, spend [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Check out this <a href="http://www.copronason.com/talkingweb/index.html">fantastic online gallery</a> of ouija board art.  The navigation is kind of wonky&#8211; you have to click around to be sure you see everything.  I can&#8217;t remember where I found this link, but if it was you, please take credit in the comments.  </p>
<p>Then, when you&#8217;re done there, spend some time over at the online <a href="http://www.museumoftalkingboards.com/map.html">Talking Board Museum</a>, an excellent collection of talking boards from past and present, including an interactive online version.  Fun!</p>
<p>I have had some amazing and fascinating experiences with talking boards.  I can categorically state, from experience, that there is &#8220;something&#8221; to them.  There are various camps as to why the ouija works; anyone interested in the subject is likely familiar with the familiar old &#8217;spiritualism versus automatism&#8217; trope that suggests that the ouija pointer (called a &#8220;planchette&#8221;) moves either due to the influence of spirits or due to unconcious muscular motions on the part of the users.</p>
<p>Based on my experience, I don&#8217;t find either answer satisfying.  I remember a session in which the board &#8220;quoted&#8221; multiple passages from multiple books on a bookshelf, listing the page numbers and locations of the passages in question.  If it&#8217;s nothing more than muscular motion or unconscious control by the persons with their fingers on the planchette, then the connection between the movement of the pointer and the deep memory of the person who had read the books is remarkable in and of itself.  Imagine what an amazing tool this method would be in the study of mnemonics.  Indeed, if we were to find that 100% of the experiences recorded via the Ouija were categorically based on information dredged up from the deep unconsciouses of the participants, the board loses none of its power as a way by which we can &#8220;tap into&#8221; the realms that lie between the macro- and microcosms.  Consider the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Dee#Artifacts">similar methods</a> used by <a href="http://www.john-dee.org/">John Dee and Edward Kelley</a> to develop Enochian Magic.</p>
<p>Then again, maybe it&#8217;s spooks or demons.  The problem with the &#8217;spirit&#8217; theory is, of course, that ninety percent of what is produced by your average ouija board is gobbledegook&#8211; seemingly random patterns of letters and numbers.  One would think any &#8220;spirit&#8221; powerful enough to move a physical object would at least be able to produce one or two intelligible sentences.  The answers to questions are often already known to the participants, which is why the Ouija makes such a great parlour game and is most often used to determine the name of the boy most likely to ask you to the prom, or other such stuff.  </p>
<p>Anyone who has used the board also knows the old trope about &#8220;never trusting the spirits.&#8221;  This is certainly valuable advice, as most information gleaned from the board will be of little use.  Even if the information seems &#8220;good,&#8221; or profound, ask yourself why a disembodied spirit would be hanging around delivering information to you specifically.  Or, if you hold to the theory that the ouija board taps into your subconscious, ask yourself how the information presented could possibly have come from within you (especially if the information is profane or sexual in nature, as it often is).  </p>
<p>For what it&#8217;s worth, I have had a great deal of interesting information delivered via the board when I have employed the simple rules of Gematria to the aforementioned long lines of gobbledegook.  Again, this isn&#8217;t to say that some entity planned out the exact numerical value of a long string of letters and numbers in order to deliver a message. Rather, this method is almost like using the Tarot or other forms of divination; the importance of the results must be determined by the experiencer, and they should almost never be taken literally.</p>
<p>Entire spiritual and philosophical movements have sprung whole-born from the fingers of Ouija users.  Most prominent would have to be <a href="http://messagesfrommichael.com/">the &#8220;Michael&#8221; books by Chelsea Yarbro</a>, based on &#8220;messages&#8221; delivered via talking board from a &#8220;reunited Mid-Causal Plane Entity of more than a thousand individual souls.&#8221;  The group downplays that the &#8220;messages&#8221; in question were delivered via the Ouija, and their teachings are <a href="http://messagesfrommichael.com/term.html">the fairly typical mixture of profundity and platitudes</a> familiar to students of everything from &#8220;Channeling&#8221; to UFO Contactee cults.  </p>
<p>All in all, I highly recommend trying out the Ouija.  If you&#8217;re interested, here are the steps I recommend following for the best results and the least likelyhood of going insane or tapping into something &#8220;darker&#8221; than you can handle.</p>
<p>1.  Procure a board and planchette.  Contrary to Parker Brothers&#8217; marketing campaigns, the best board is homemade, preferably by one of the participants of the session.  Anything will work;  if you&#8217;re trying on the cheap, use the shiny side of a piece of posterboard.  Write the alphabet, the numbers 0-9, yes, no and maybe, and dust it with flour or baby powder.  You can then use a bottlecap or a shotglass as your planchette.</p>
<p>2.  The nonsense about how doing it alone is dangerous is just that: nonsense.  The fact is, it doesn&#8217;t usually work if you&#8217;re alone, and it&#8217;s easy to freak yourself out.  It&#8217;s recommended that at least two people are present, though it&#8217;s especially nice if a non-participant is available to observe, because&#8230;</p>
<p>3.  Everything should be recorded in a notebook, and it&#8217;s helpful if someone without fingers on the planchette can do so.  This is especially important if you&#8217;re going to use the Gematria method of discerning meanings, but it&#8217;s also useful for catching impish spooks at tricks and double-blinds when they try to lie to you.</p>
<p>4.  Atmosphere is important!  It can certainly be done anywhere, but it&#8217;s best in a dark room with candle light.  Yes, you will be augmenting the psychological affects, but that&#8217;s okay.</p>
<p>5.  When you&#8217;ve decided who will be using the planchette, have the users lightly place one or two fingers on the pointer.  Move it back and forth a few times on purpose, as this will help you distinguish the difference between the voluntary and involuntary movement of the planchette.</p>
<p>6.  When you&#8217;re ready to begin, ask, vocally, &#8220;Is anyone there?&#8221;  Wait a few moments.  If nothing happens, ask again.  Ask three times, and if nothing has happened by the third time, it means you should wait an hour or so before trying again.</p>
<p>7.  Most likely, the planchette will begin to move after the first or second try.  It will likely move erratically at first, perhaps in a circle or spiral or figure-8.  Eventually, it will point to yes or no, or spell something.  The session can now begin in earnest.</p>
<p>8.  Ask the &#8220;entity&#8221; its name before anything else.  It may well lie, but it&#8217;s helpful to have a frame of reference.</p>
<p>9.  When dealing with proper names delivered by the &#8220;entity,&#8221; or with long strings of letters and numbers, try calculating the numerical value of the name via <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gematria">Gematria</a>.  A reference book like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/777_and_other_Qabalistic_writings_of_Aleister_Crowley"><em>777 and Other Qabalistic Writings of Aleister Crowley</em></a> may prove invaluable as a tool for determining whether an entity is sinister or benign.  </p>
<p>10.  <strong>Don&#8217;t take guff from spooks</strong>.  If you get the wrong kind of &#8220;energy,&#8221; you mighht end up getting sworn at, threatened, lied to and cajoled.  Regardless of whether you think this is a physical entity or something subconcious being dredged out of a participant, the proper response to this silliness is to give as good as you get.  If something says &#8220;fuck off, I will kill you all&#8221; (something I&#8217;ve actually seen), just say &#8220;no you won&#8217;t, you&#8217;re just some air that can talk&#8221; (or something similar, anyhow), and cut off contact with the energy that&#8217;s being a jerk.  Remember that energies that contact you via the talking board are so weak and pathetic that they need to use parlour tricks to communicate.  </p>
<p>11.   *<strong>Do not stop using the board without dismissing the entity</strong>.*  Using a talking board is like performing a little spirit-summoning ritual.  By asking &#8220;is anyone there,&#8221; you have invited something in.  If you cut off contact with that thing before you&#8217;ve asked it to leave, it will stick around&#8230;.  </p>
<p>Most of all, have fun, don&#8217;t take it too seriously, and enjoy!</p>
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		<title>10-20-30</title>
		<link>http://www.palmtreegarden.org/fp/2007/10/24/10-20-30/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 16:28:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The worthy Donald Donato has tagged me with a 10-20-30 meme thingie.  What, the meme asks, were the events in your &#8216;umble narrator&#8217;s life in 1997, 1987 and 1977?  Alas, memory is a fickle thing, but I&#8217;m pretty sure it went something like this:
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The worthy Donald Donato has tagged me with a <a href="http://naturalibus.blogspot.com/2007/10/ten-twenty-thirty.html">10-20-30</a> meme thingie.  What, the meme asks, were the events in your &#8216;umble narrator&#8217;s life in 1997, 1987 and 1977?  Alas, memory is a fickle thing, but I&#8217;m pretty sure it went something like this:</p>
<p>1997:  In 1997, I was still living in St. Augustine, Florida.  I had graduated from Flagler college in June with a degree in Liberal Arts (Major:  Philosophy/Religion, Minor:  Undeclared, but a focus on Writing and Mayan Civilization).  This degree was proving <del datetime="2007-10-24T15:51:40+00:00">extremely valuable</del> pretty much worthless in the field in which I was employed, as the assistant manager of a local Music Store.  The job was fantastic; <a href="http://www.stuweaver.com/">my boss was</a> (and is, though we&#8217;re out of touch) a great guy and an excellent friend.  On the side, I had a weekly radio show featuring alternative music and spoof news, and a regular gig as a Swing/Lounge DJ at a local nightspot on Sundays.  I also had a fantastic group of pals.  Every Sunday my roommate <a href="http://wholenewdrag.blogspot.com/">Brett</a> and I would host a massive barbecue at our place, each of which featured a theme (the winner was the Mother&#8217;s Day barbecue, at which we transformed our living room into a womb, complete with heartbeat, strange fluids and red, glowing walls).  Spiritually and intellectually I was very much devoted to Gnostic studies, though I had different views on the subject at the time.  This was also the year I really got into painting, and incessantly devoured Latin American literature.  Just over a year later, I&#8217;d move to Seattle.</p>
<p>1987:  This was the summer between Grades Six and Seven.  My family had recently (within the previous two years) sold our small citrus farm and moved to a modest house in a suburb.  I was just discovering that my favorite thing in the universe was music, though at the time my taste in music was&#8230; questionable at best.  Yes, I was into hair metal.  Poison, Def Leppard, Ratt, the whole nine yards.  I was also about to begin my first year in marching band, and this was the summer we purchased my first saxophone.  It was a thing of beauty: an old, tarnished, beat-up Elkhart alto that needed new pins and pads.  I still have it, and it still sounds fantastic.  My friends and I got into Dungeons and Dragons around this time, and were hardcore collectors of Transformers and G.I. Joes.  </p>
<p>1977:  I was two.  My parents and I lived in a house on River Road.  We had a big, friendly Doberman Pincer named Max.  I watched some Sesame Street, and was allergic to parmesan cheese.  My daily agenda:  wake up, eat breakfast, play, eat lunch, take a nap, play some more, eat dinner, go to bed.  There was also undoubtedly some pooping involved.  Ah, for the good old days.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t tend to &#8220;tag&#8221; people with these, but if anybody wants to pick up the thread, by all means do so!</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Axiomatic!</title>
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The World is Imperfect.  However, Humanity&#8217;s Capacity for Goodness is Astounding.  The capacity for Goodness is the expression of our inner Spark.  Our inability to see this capacity for Goodness is the Demiurge.  The intersection of these two is the Black Iron Prison.
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<li><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/10/22/wildfire.ca/index.html">The</a> <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/10/22/body.burden/index.html">World</a> is <a href="http://harpers.org/archive/2007/10/hbc-90001472">Imperfect</a>.  <a href="http://www.mygooddeed.org/">However</a>, <a href="http://www.familycenteredcare.org/">Humanity</a>&#8217;s <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSN1727918920071017">Capacity</a> for <a href="http://www.uan.org/">Goodness</a> is <a href="http://queenbrown.com/Home_Page.html">Astounding</a>.  The capacity for Goodness is the expression of our inner Spark.  Our inability to see this capacity for Goodness is the Demiurge.  The intersection of these two is the Black Iron Prison.</li>
<li><strong>If you want to be happy in life, cultivate the ability to be able to say anything to anyone.</strong></li>
<li>The Archons are only able to perceive their own lies.  They know what will happen in the future, but only the events that result from untruths.</li>
<li><strong>A paradigm is worth twenty cents</strong>.</li>
<li><em>Gnosis</em> is the knowledge that people are generally&#8211; not always, but generally&#8211; good; that money is always&#8211; ALWAYS&#8211; a tool of the Archons; that beauty can be found in suprising places; that Wisdom speaks to us at all times, every day;  that you really, truly don&#8217;t have to do what you don&#8217;t want to do;  that every single person&#8211; including the one you despise&#8211; is helping teach the universe about itself.  GnosticISM is putting all of this into practice and doing it again and again and again.</li>
<li><strong>The best piece of advice I ever received:  It is not always necessary to speak</strong>.</li>
<li>The best piece of advice I could possibly give:  It is not always necessary to have the last word.</li>
<li><strong>Whoever came up with the lamebrained theory that anyone&#8217;s mind can be changed should have been convinced otherwise</strong>.</li>
<li>A society based on the idea that there can never be too many choices is destined for failure.  A religion based on the idea that there are only two choices is destined for great success.</li>
<li><strong>Patriotism is unhealthy for children and other living things</strong>.</li>
<li>A relationship&#8217;s health can be measured by how much is said when nobody is speaking.</li>
<li><strong>More proof that the World of Forms is imperfect:  not disease, disaster or war, but the tenacious inability of inanimate objects to do exactly what we want them to</strong>.</li>
<li>It&#8217;s far more difficult to do good than to do evil, but it&#8217;s far more difficult to be evil than to be good.</li>
<li><strong>Although we live in a society in which certitude is discouraged, it is a good idea to pick one or two things and never change your mind about them</strong>.</li>
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