Where did all the bees go?
By now, you’ve likely heard about the mysterious bee disappearances world over. Honeybees have been mysteriously vanishing from hives, and many experts fear not only a shortage of delicious, golden “hunny,” but essentially the end of agriculture as we know it (no bees=no pollination=no plants=no animals etc.).
But! The world is in luck! I have discovered, after a bit of thorough investigating, exactly where the bees have gone! As a mattter of fact, after having been evicted from suburban Waco, the bees decided to move to Linda McDonald’s house in Jasper, Texas. As it is the beginning of the summer, they decided to nip out for a quick holiday in Bournemouth before boarding a plane and heading home. So sing Ho! for the life of a Bee! and rest your heads, my friends. All is bzzz well.
